Thursday, May 9, 2013

Adventures in Life: Have You Voted? and Chuck Norris Jokes

No, don't worry, it's not an election day of any kind! I want to know if you have voted for your favorite Outdoor/Yard craft on round 7 of



The voting is SUPER close this week (and as it stands right now, I may not make the cut for the top 3!!) So if you could please pop over and vote, that would be lovely! Just CLICK HERE! 

I have alway found Chuck Norris jokes funny, so just for a random Thursday laugh, I thought I would share a few of my favorite with you... (and if you don't know who Chuck Norris is you can find out here)

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.


Do you have a favorite Chuck Norris joke? Leave it in the comments, I would LOVE to hear it! 

6 comments:

  1. I always get a kick out of Chuck Norris jokes! Though I'm awful at remembering them...

    the only chuck Norris thing I DO remember is when running, I've seen signs that say, "Chuck Norris has never ran a marathon" .. YEAH BABY!

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  2. Haha, I love Chuck Norris jokes! The counted to infinity twice one made me actually laugh out loud! :)

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  3. Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare he only eats unicorns!

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    1. Bahaha! Sara, I've never heard that one before...and I've heard A LOT of Chuck Norris Jokes!

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  4. Ha, I love the Chuck Norris jokes! We used to hear them all the time at camp! And I did vote!

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  5. We love Chuck jokes too! YOurs are funny Good luck on the voting!

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